The Kingdom of Womble 14791 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.225 billion Womble 14791ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Womble 14791ian economy, worth 206 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,879 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,035 per year while the poor average 3,064, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 14791's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 14791 is ranked 242,110^th in the world and 15,610^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.